We hate Trump in Scotland. In the 600,000 signatures-strong petition to ban him from visiting the UK, Scots were in the highest percentage of signatories per 1,000 population.
Last night I watched his speech accepting nomination for candidacy . The team that wrote it includes a Dr. Mesmer, as well as the fellow who writes jingles for the best selling soft drink in the world –the drink that rots your teeth.
‘I’ll restore Law and Order – to the USA!’
Thunderous applause and chanting — USA USA USA
I’m extremely suggestible. After several repetitions of ‘I’ll restore law and order to the USA’ he had me convinced. I live in sleepy SW Scotland but, by God, I want Law and Order in the USA. And tubby, bull-necked, red-faced, megawatt Trump will deliver it to me. My consciousness intrudes for a second and asks: How exactly is he planning to do that? But that chant – USA USA –has a hypnotic quality. Like the dumb animals in Animal Farm, mindless, clueless, I join in: USA USA USA, I chant
I’m similarly convinced when he vows to stop murderous mayhem in the USA by not letting them in. Hang on a mo. Who are they? I seem to remember a mixed bag when it came to perpetrators of gun violence in the USA. And were most of them not born there? Send Them Back Send Them Back Send Them Back goes the audience, and I can only feel joy that the major problems are soon to be resolved. Send Them Back Send Them Back Send Them Back.
And Hillary!– ‘the criminal’. What to do? Four Legs Good Two Legs Bad Lock her up Lock Her Up Lock Her Up And I’ll knit as her head rolls! I mean, as they turn the key of her jail cell! Lock Her Up Lock Her Up
It’s looking good for Trump. The USA’s new head of state! They’ll have to welcome in him at Westminster!
Not necessarily in Scotland though.
We might build that wall.