I’m in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Calgary is affectionately, or derogatorily, or ironically known as Cow Town. I received my first university degree from the University of Calgary. The degree parchment has an odd coat-of-arms: a ferocious bull, two red flags, a scriptural under-girdling in Gaelic, Mo shùile togam suas, translated — I will lift up mine eyes. What were they thinking?